Wear a pair of fishnet stockings.
I picked up these brown honeycomb stockings at a warehouse sale in Toronto - six pair of Hue for $20!!
I've been wearing fishnets for years. They're comfy as hell, last way longer than regular nylons, and offer a different take on a sheer stocking.
NOTE: I rarely wear black ones - they tend towards trashy. I lean towards nude shades or fun hues like purple.
Plus they're cheeky little guys, and the reactions you get are crazy. Women I know who are pals shower me with compliments.
Women I don't know eye them and me suspiciously, sometimes downright nastily: Who the hell do I think I am, a pin-up girl hussy?
A manager at work kept staring at them the other day with raised eyebrows. I asked her if she liked them. No comment.
Men tend to turn into little boys. Their brains melt to mush and if they do know you they start blathering on about your legs or some other meaningless topic.
If they don't know you they just stare, stare, stare.
Ladies, if we want to rule the world now we know what to do: don a pair of fishnets!
At the sale I also bought some beautiful patterned nylons.
Fancy stockings purchased at warehouse sales are a cheap way to zoot up your wardrobe, and they're perfect for this time of year when it's still a touch too cool to wear bear legs.
It helps if you wear them with fancy shoes. I found these patent strappy point shoes at the Sally Ann for $6.99, and they inspire a similar reaction as the tights when I wear them together!
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