Dad's day & dollar store cards

I admit it: I bought my Dad's Father's Day card at the dollar store up the street. But I found a half decent one, thank the dollar store gods.

The people who write the lyrics for cards that end up in the dollar store are incapable of using adjectives other than "special" for Father's Day ditties, it seems.

Worse, they have these strange images on the front. Yes, a bird is nice. But why the insets with three close-ups of the bird, with "Trust," "Loving" and "Caring" under each?

Does daddie love birdies so much? If I were the bird, let alone the daughter, I'd be feeling somewhat disturbed.

How about this one?

Is the poor deer in the cross hairs, or is this some artsy representation of a deer?

Yikes.